You guys, have you SEEN this? Gene Helsen (now my personal hero) invented a MACHINE that BREADS AND BATTERS FISH to make the Ravenna Community Fish Frys more efficent. Hello, why hasn't this man been canonized yet?! I mean, I know technically you're supposed to be dead first, but I think we can make an exception here.
This guy is going down in Fish Fry history, and we cannot wait to visit the Ravenna Community Fish Fry this Friday to see this beauty for ourselves.
Check out the full 2011 MLive story on Gene and his machine here.